....Thank you Bobby and Cissy, that was just great!
Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome back to hour thirteen of our Telethon of Hope. If you just joined us we are throwing this spectacular um, spectacle with the hope that we can get enough skilled crew to complete the Bed and Breakfast and send little Gary home. And lets check to pledge board.
Okay, it still shows only 43 hours, but we still have a couple of hours left in the Telethon so lets RING THOSE PHONES.
Ring those phones. Uh, did anyone check with NWTel? They promised we'd have service in five business days. Ring those phones.
Wait here's a call now. This is great. We have a pledge from the Graduating class of First Year Carpentry. The three of them are pledging to come and they want to know if they can leave their tool belts and tools at home. This is great, let's keep those calls coming.
Wait, ladies and gentleman, another one of our operators has a caller on the line. Jake is promising to be there everyday, and is willing to drag it out for as long as necessary. We're on a roll now folks, lets ring those phones.
Another one, Gordon is pledging to come from Thursdays to Saturdays. Wait a minute, didn't we just get this pledge in hour six?
Ali is on the line, he's willing to come in the afternoons, well most afternoons, well some. And here's another Arvin says he wants as many hours as he can get, as long as his partner doesn't get a job for half the pay and a third of the hours.
Oh ladies and gentleman, Jackity just pledged a day and a half, and Jerry wants to know if he has to come to work today. Juna promises he'll come.. tomorrow... afternoon... but he'll be late. And a call from two plumbers who both say they'll get there sometime.
Well it looks as though we've come to another lull in the action, lets check with the pledge board one more time. 55 hours! Let's not let this momentum slow down, ring those phones. Don't forget the phone number.. 1-800-SEND GARY HOME, that's 1-800-SEND GARY HOME.
Now back to our entertainment before we return you to your regularly scheduled blog. Ladies and Gentlemen give it up for Topo Gigio.