Okay, at risk of demonstrating just how low-brow I am, I just saw the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. A guy, on America's Funniest Home Videos, with an electric dog collar on. The type that is supposed to stop dogs from barking. It has six levels and he barked his way through all six.
I'm crying right now. If only I could figure out how to get it off my PVR onto the computer.